There-it-Goes

Tonight I went with co-workers to see Carnage. My fake arch-nemesis tried to tell me it was set in Chicago when I mentioned that the L train doesn’t go above ground. Using evidence from said film, I told him it for sure was set in NYC. 

Later, they discuss how they live in New York City. 

I rejoiced and rubbed it in his face.

I am similar to this child not only in the way I dance, but also in maturity.

And I own shockingly similar pants.